Random Musings

Toilet Trained Chimp on the Loose in Cali

Jul 2nd

Its 6:45 PM and where am I?

At work of course, on the phone with a freaking out user. 

Jul 1st

No one needs or wants these anymore.  Kinda of sad. 

Jul 1st

Asian Women seek white, groveling men

Jul 1st

“I mean, if you guys want to go to drag BINGO fine, i’ll go,...”
— Patrick (unfortunately the...

Jul 1st

I am officially a tool.  Craftsman should name a wrench...

Jul 1st

Sleep

Gonna try to get me some.  Good luck with that.

Jul 1st

Two more games

Split them one and one.  I played out of my mind the first game…3-3 with a homerun.  I also...

Jul 1st

Boot camp at 6:00 AM this morning.  Half a mile sprint up...

Jun 30th

I needed a picture because I had all text today.  This is...

Jun 30th

Free gas with every third "fill up"!!!

Jun 30th

“Are you getting a pre-nup? I’m getting one…you...”
— Mya

Jun 30th

My Sign Name

My friend Patrick is deaf and has been giving us sign names.  Lauren’s is the sign for...

Jun 30th

Down Goes Germany

Jun 30th

“Softball is a cruel and harsh mistress”
—  -me..My feet are blistered,...

Jun 30th

4 Softball Games in 4 Hours

Yeah, that’s right…two double headers today….hung over from the night before,...

Jun 30th

Oh..it’s so on tonight.

Jun 28th

We ate lunch here.  It was a bit of an epic struggle but we...

Jun 28th

“I totally blame you!”
— Lauren- after our tube trip...

Jun 28th

So..just got back from tubing.  Yeah, that picture is...

Jun 28th

Yeah..I’m playing way to much fucking softball right...

Jun 28th

Is it time for football yet?  The browns are so going to...

Jun 28th

The Landlord from Will Ferrell and Adam...

Jun 28th

Tubing tomorrow

Going tubing for the first time.  There are two waivers so apparently its on par with parachuting...

Jun 28th

And I ran, I ran so far away...

I had to wait until a rain storm and the heat broke but i got in a good four mile run today....

Jun 28th