Random Musings

just let your nightmares go.

shimmerandshine: I used to have this glorified notion that maybe, through my acts of kindness and...

Aug 31st

atheistramblings: via pactiss.org

Aug 31st

“oh…it was at my bro’s wedding. ravi...”
— My friend explaining how she...

Aug 31st

Non-Inspirational Thought of the Day

A bird in hand is worth two in the bush…unless it pecks your hand and gives you the bird flu....

Aug 31st

Watch

jendunlap: “I wanna hold your hand” sung by TV Carpio in “Across the Universe.” Best song/sequence...

Aug 31st

Open Letter

Normally, I try to keep my posts somewhat light-hearted and funny.  Sometimes, sarcastically funny....

Aug 31st

Chad Johnson Legally Changes his Name to...

Aug 30th

The Alien is back in my stomach

And it gets pissed everytime I stand up…ugh.  Apparently, the alcohol from last night...

Aug 30th

Non-Inspirational Quote of the Day

Necessity is the mother of invention.  The father of invention is believed to be James Smitherson,...

Aug 30th

“There are places I’ll remember All my life, though...”
— “In My Life”- The...

Aug 30th

I got my love shackle today...

…aka my wedding ring.  It’s made out of gold and titanium..ooh.

Aug 30th

Non-Inspirational Thought of the Day

The early bird may in fact get the worm….but it should watch out for the early cat.

Aug 30th

Self-hating gay.

kiamatthews: niki: I don’t support gay marriage. I believe that there should be civil unions...

Aug 29th

Putin accuses U.S. of orchestrating Georgian...

Aug 28th

Inspirational Thought of the Day

When life hands you lemons…forget about making lemonade.  Instead, cut the lemons in half and...

Aug 28th

I wish I had something inspirational to...

But, I’m not feeling it tonight.  So, be glad you’re not dead or something.  

Aug 28th

jaredm: Can I talk to Dana? I made a chart for GraphJam...

Aug 28th

Ugly Abercrombie & Fitch Employees Kept in...

Aug 28th

Is your kid really gifted? Probably not

Aug 28th

WTF 3

I umped a work league tournament softball game tonight.  My team was out and we had to send a...

Aug 28th

david: <3  I kind of love these characters

Aug 27th

Today has sucked

Just got out of a 1 hour meeting that went to nearly 2 hours and realized all I’ve had to eat...

Aug 27th

“How am I going to keep myself away? Keep myself away How...”
— “Perfect Blue...

Aug 27th

Not inspired this week at work.

fussballmeister: I really need a vacation.  I need to get out of Washington DC and see some new...

Aug 27th

“I couldn’t tell you That I was wrong, I chickened...”
— “What a Good Boy”-...

Aug 27th

Sorry World

For being totally pissy today.

Aug 27th

so i was going to go running...

edatrix: but instead i came home, ate, packed a few boxes, and have been watching the DNC and...

Aug 27th

edatrix: hello there, little one.  via.  Don’t you...

Aug 26th

Tumblr's all Different

Where am I? 

Aug 26th

“I think you’re so mean I think we should try I think...”
— “If you’re...

Aug 26th

I just realized...

I seem to be surrounded by idiots today

Aug 26th

Tumblr Police

What’s up with everyone dictating what’s acceptable and unacceptable on Tumblr these...

Aug 26th

Barenaked Ladies singer survives plane crash

Aug 25th

alla1: ...

Aug 25th

feeling.

shimmerandshine: One of the worst feelings in the world is seeing disappointment in your parent’s...

Aug 25th

The fiancee is back

And wondering why there are so many dishes in the sink…opps

Aug 25th

“I don’t know where the sun beams in And the starlight...”
— “Fight...

Aug 25th

Michael Phelps Returns to his Tank at...

Aug 25th

Goodbye Olympics

From Phelps’ medals, the chinese gymnast controversy, US softball losing for the first time in...

Aug 25th

(via etrangere) I carried around a blanket when I was...

Aug 25th

Why?

Why do I always wait until 10:00 to start laundry?  Every single time.

Aug 25th

“You must think I’m a freaking idiot to buy that...”
— Me in my inward monologue upon...

Aug 22nd

“I admit, I’m slightly amused that you’re working with the...”
— sarah, in response to an...

Aug 22nd

“well I always say, it would be good to go away but if...”
— “Hang”-Matchbox...

Aug 22nd

Morning Run

So, after awaking from my coma/hibernation/whatever, I went out and ran 4 miles this morning.  Feels...

Aug 22nd

I think I was in a coma last night

So I got home at like 7:30…sat down for a minute on the couch and the next think I know the...

Aug 22nd

while sitting six-deep in a three person...

me: Cory, that's my boob.
Cory: oh, sorry. I thought it was an elbow.
me: wtf?
I don't think there is any appropriate comeback to being called out on an accidental boob-graze. I was buzzed and it was the best, or at least the first, thing that came to mind.

Aug 21st

slackr: Funny Sign (tenioman)  Haha!

Aug 20th

Bikini Barista Throws Boiling Water On...

Aug 20th

“It’s no suprise to me I am my own worst enemy...”
— “My own worst...

Aug 20th

Is it just me...

or is everyone kind of screwed up in one way or another.  What passes for “normal”...

Aug 20th

Note to self

Supermug+2pints+no food=bad idea

Aug 20th

alla1: edatrix: no, he won’t do that.  Haha!

Aug 20th

SURVIVING YOUR TWENTIES

shimmerandshine: “They call it the “quarter-life crisis.” It is when you stop going along with the...

Aug 19th

“If you want to be respected, you must respect yourself.”
— Spanish Proverb

Aug 19th

Idiot Vs. Tropical Storm Fay...Idiot Loses

Aug 19th

supernice: There’s nothing I love more than tacked on the...

Aug 19th

“Travel here and there and back again But in the same old...”
— “Thirty-three”-Smas...

Aug 19th

i'm cranky and tired and my chest hurts.

edatrix: can someone, anyone please throw me a bone?  thanks.  You’re still alive and...

Aug 19th

edatrix: kiamatthews: Friday I ordered three classics of...

Aug 18th

Cowards

Whomever hacked my debit card and charged 1200 dollars between WalMart and Target, you are cowards. ...

Aug 18th

edatrix: alohanico: d20 (via NeedleNoodles) Sarah - learn...

Aug 18th

savingoldlitter: via www.spraygraphic.com

Aug 18th

I saw "The Dark Knight" last night

Which, except for a few isolated tribes in Africa, South America, and the South Pacific, pretty much...

Aug 18th

“Things get tough on Bourbon Street And the days go by so...”
— “Bourbon...

Aug 18th

missbrightside: jonaha: coookies! omnom nom nom....

Aug 18th

edatrix: thank you, Cory.  (it was delicious.) It ws a...

Aug 17th

(via shimmerandshine)

Aug 17th

Watch

Who knew Beaker had such an extensive play list?  I mean..Yellow by Coldplay?

Aug 15th

Watch

Ode To Joy…Beaker style I fucking LOVE Beaker!

Aug 15th

Body of Bigfoot Found...stored in freezer

Aug 15th

Johnson & Johnson Introduces 'Nothing But...

Aug 15th

He gives her an STD..She sues for $25M

Aug 15th

Wedding Songs

You’d think picking songs for the wedding would be easy but it isn’t.  There are many...

Aug 15th

“Why you going to Pakistan? That’s not...”
— Overheard phone call at...

Aug 15th

Size 4 Teen Model Called too 'obese'

Aug 15th

Teachable Moments

kellyv79: Near Eastern Market: Two girls (maybe 8 and 12) are walking with their family. Younger...

Aug 15th

“I feel sorry for people who don’t drink. They wake up in the...”
— Dean Martin (via skrilled) ...

Aug 15th

I forgot

After weeks of utter futility I actually was part of a team that won a softball game. ...

Aug 15th

What?

I have no idea how to interpret an email I got because it neither answered the questions I asked in...

Aug 15th

What the f*ck kind of shit is this? JULY...

Aug 14th

panic.

edatrix: so Chris and i missed our flight (again, i know, whatever) and I’m sitting in the...

Aug 14th

missbrightside: ineedtoo: my ex-best friend from high school could be her boyfriend’s twin...

Aug 14th

“Can’t keep my eyes from the circling skies...”
— “Learning to...

Aug 14th

Spanish Olympic basketball team in 'racist'...

Aug 14th

Minorities expected to be majority in 2050

Aug 14th

Chef Julia Child, others part of WWII spy...

Aug 14th

teamrock: swissmiss: for help… Good to know you have...

Aug 13th

Ok, I'm starting to sense something is...

I work in a cube.  There are many other cubes around me.  When I moved down to my new cube after...

Aug 13th

“You say..Love is a temple Love’s a higher law Love...”
— “One”- U2 Songs...

Aug 13th

The eternal question:

onemoretimewithfeeling: jackieheartsb: Why do some people sail through life easily and without...

Aug 12th

“Having a bad day. Having a day where I think of the...”
— You and me both…must be...

Aug 12th

Where is everyone?

I’m not used to Tumblr being this quiet.  I crave stimulation!!

Aug 12th

I'm on autopilot today

Except its all screwed up.  I just got into the elevator and wondered why it skipped my floor. ...

Aug 12th

“Every man has his secret sorrows which the world knows not;...”
— Henry Wadsworth Lognfellow ...

Aug 12th

“I was about as useful as a sack of hammers”
— Me yesterday after being...

Aug 12th

“I just want someone to say to me, whoa oh oh oh I will...”
— “No Rain”- Blind...

Aug 12th

“That’s just the way things go. We meet people, get to...”
— Takayuki Ikkaku, Arisa Hosaka...

Aug 12th

legallyheidi: “China - Hand wash” (via WeddingChannel.com...

Aug 11th

It's better than sex, they say

Aug 11th

edatrix: cwags: MISSING Fierce Asian female and...

Aug 11th

MISSING Fierce Asian female and fast-driving Caucasian...

Aug 11th

Question

kiamatthews: Why is it okay to use certain words pejoratively, but not others? You’d be hard...

Aug 11th

R.I.P Chef

Aug 11th

onemoretimewithfeeling: Man Almost Loses Penis Humping...

Aug 11th

“I got dosed by you and… coser to most than you and.....”
— “Dosed”-Red Hot...

Aug 11th

Registering for wedding gifts

You’d think that registering for wedding gifts would be fun.  I did on the way there.  Hey, I...

Aug 11th

Having No Internet Connection Sucks

Thank you Comcast….I realize that our signal is weak because I CAN’T GET ON THE...

Aug 11th

a throw-back to the email survey days.

edatrix: sugerbuzz: i am: Cory. i think: too much. i know: less than I should at this point in my...

Aug 10th

I am crazy hungover right now

edatrix: alohanico: and my acid reflux is just getting worse (drinking aggravates it, awesome!) ...

Aug 10th

alla1: cut 10 (or so) inches off my hair on Thursday. This...

Aug 9th

I've got nothing today

Check back tomorrow

Aug 9th

Karate Kid 2 Final Fight

Aug 8th

Had a great lunch today with a my good friend Rachel who I...

Aug 8th

Listen

onemoretimewithfeeling: livejamie: Weezer - The Greatest Man That Ever Lived (Variations On A...

Aug 8th

SYTYCD 15 Greatest Routines

Aug 8th

“People who own cats are 40% less likely to die of a heart...”
— Jay Leno (via dawnowar)

Aug 8th

Gee, thanks Hasbro…because Scrabulous TOTALLY WORKED...

Aug 8th

'World's Greatest Dad' guilty on sex charge

Aug 8th

Grandma arrested for driving with child on...

Aug 8th

DC Hills

Aug 8th

America's Fastest Dying Cities

Aug 8th

Tour of the National Archives

We had a guided tour of the national archives today.  Apparently there is something called a long s...

Aug 8th

“Don’t cry because it’s over. Smile because it happened”
— Dr Seuss. Very very true for...

Aug 8th

edatrix: ellebelle:(via anjalouise:heykata) Yes!  ...

Aug 7th

Fail- Lunch Edition

Lunch consisted of me walking cluessly around DC with a co-worker trying to find a UPS store or drop...

Aug 7th

“All human beings should try to learn before they die what...”
— James Thurber

Aug 7th

“Daylight licked me into shape I must have been asleep for...”
— -“Just Like...

Aug 7th

How to know when to dump a boyfriend

Aug 7th

Defendant trades murder plea for KFC, pizza

Aug 7th

Fail

edatrix: cwags: Last minute softball abandoners.  You know who you are. did you SEE the laundry i...

Aug 7th

Fail

Last minute softball abandoners.  You know who you are.

Aug 7th

edatrix: aja: Number Of Men That Will Die In 2008 and From...

Aug 6th

bears. beets. battlestar galactica.

ardenashley: discuss. Umm, I hate it when bears eat my beets while I’m watching Battlestar...

Aug 6th

Listen

onemoretimewithfeeling: amyyy: malty: happycap: Smashing Pumpkins - 1979 (Acoustic) A good...

Aug 6th

kellyv79: ardenashley: NPH: you destroy me with your...

Aug 6th

“When she was three Her Barbie’s always did it on the...”
— -“Life in a...

Aug 6th

edatrix: alohanico: Absolutely Nothing is Allowed Here...

Aug 6th

Toxin in soil may mean no life on Mars

Aug 5th

More than 100,000 rare gorillas found in...

Aug 5th

Funny metaphors used in high school essays

Aug 5th

Back to Work

I’ve notice that the commute is singificantly less enjoyable without my ipod which I left at...

Aug 5th

“A great burden was lifted from my shoulders the day I...”
— - Harry Browne (via...

Aug 5th

New Jet Blue Charge: 7$ for blanket and...

Aug 5th

handa: gummi murder 1 (via John Carleton)

Aug 5th

(via bunkercomplex)

Aug 4th

World's Tiniest Snake Found in Barbados

Aug 4th

Study: Most Kids Fast Food Meals Have Too...

Aug 4th

“In my sick way I want to thank you For holding my head up...”
— “Hate Me”-Blue...

Aug 4th

So You Are a Young Liberal Democrat, Eh?

onemoretimewithfeeling: craytonc: A young woman was about to finish her first year of college....

Aug 4th

Being Sick Sucks

Being home sick kind of sucks…it isn’t like it used to be at school where you’d...

Aug 4th

“You must not lose faith in humanity. Humanity is an ocean;...”
— Mahatma Ghandi

Aug 4th

The Montauk Monster Is it a turtle, a dog, a rodent, a...

Aug 4th

It pays to know wtf you are eating

Chitterlings From Wikipedia: Chitterlings (often pronounced /ˈtʃɪtlɪnz/ and sometimes...

Aug 4th

excycle: We Heart It - Portland, Jul 27, 2008 on Flickr -...

Aug 3rd

Amy's 30th B-Day

13 of us went out to a Korean BBQ in Annandale to celebrate my fiancee’s 30th b-day.  Amy,...

Aug 3rd

6 Terrifying Things They Don't Tell You About...

Aug 2nd

The 10 most ill-conceived Booze names

Aug 2nd

“I had turkey bacon come out of my nose. Its way worse going...”
— Amy, waxing poetic in the...

Aug 2nd

Ho-Down

Went to a country western bar tonight in honor of the fiancee’s birthday.  There were many...

Aug 2nd

Uh oh, he’s in town…gonna be a long weekend.

Aug 1st

Watch

patrickcassels: The Large Hadron Collider, history’s biggest particle accelerator, will be...

Aug 1st

“Be kind to everyone. You may not be able to save a person,...”
— Chloe Higashida (via...

Aug 1st