Random Musings

“Let’s do it! Love Princess Toadstool”
— -Fiancee, is response to my...

Oct 1st

(via aco) Best wedding cake I’ve seen…somehow,...

Oct 1st

Grenade found in D.C. park

Oct 1st

Sixth Place is sweet

Oct 1st

“Dont worry, about a thing ‘Cause every little thing...”
— “Three Little...

Oct 1st

edatrix: unicornology:nevver:It is Wednesday Today in...

Oct 1st

Let’s play a fun game!  Seismogram Reading of an...

Sep 30th

The 6 Most Adorable Animals (To Ever Go On a...

Sep 30th

“‘With a love like ours, who needs new shoes?’”
— Are you a victim of a...

Sep 30th

Oh, yes it's ladies' night, judge rules

Sep 30th

“For some reason I can’t explain I know St. Peter...”
— “Viva La Vida”-...

Sep 30th

missbrightside: ...

Sep 29th

Police say teen plotted to kill mom for...

Sep 29th

Watch

muroo: TV spot for Slimquick. Men’s weight loss bothers me.  It seems to happen without them...

Sep 29th

“Hey, don’t write yourself off yet It’ts only in...”
— “The Middle”-Jimmy...

Sep 29th

(Name redacted): Those are some serious heels
Entertainer: I use these to measure a guy's [manhood]. They have notches in them. Want me to measure your [manhood]?
(Name redacted): Umm...you got flats?

Sep 29th

Bachelor Party Recap

I’m back.  I survived.  Here’s what happened: I pulled into my dad’s driveway on...

Sep 29th

Off to Ohio for my Bachelor Party

Knowing my friends and brother, there is a small but not insignificant chance that I might not make...

Sep 26th

If the velociraptor lunged at you, what would...

Sep 25th

edatrix: i would like a cup of hot cider with a shot of this...

Sep 25th

Metro Rider Taxonomy

I ride the Metro everyday and I’ve seen the signs awhile back about the...

Sep 25th

Ed McMahon turns gangsta rapper

Sep 25th

I saw this in the metro today and I couldn’t help but...

Sep 25th

Bag Failure

I got a free new canvas shopping bag from an Eco-Tour I went on yesterday.  I noticed today that the...

Sep 25th

“Who needs money when you can get stuff for free?”
— Overheard conversation on the...

Sep 25th

“Nobody knows who you are Nobody cares who you are Nobody...”
— “Disconnected”-...

Sep 25th

EPA Shuts Down Local Ghost-Entrapment...

Sep 25th

Me: So, do you like make fun of the officers on segways?
Police Officer: I ride a segway
Me: Oh..my bad.
Me talking to a supposed bike officer. FYI, Segways can go down stairs. So, if you're running from the popo on a segway, bear that fact in mind.

Sep 25th

“Well you done, done me and you bet I felt it I tried to be...”
— “I’m Yours”-...

Sep 25th

400 Meters of Pain

Waking up at 5:00 Am is bad.  Waking up at 5:00 am and going to boot camp to sprint four 400 M races...

Sep 23rd

The right way to slack off at work

Sep 23rd

“you can build a mansion, but you just can’t live in it...”
— “No One is to...

Sep 23rd

craytonc: And preemptively for tomorrow… here we go. ...

Sep 23rd

missbrightside: daretoknow:applearts: Interior design room:...

Sep 22nd

Herbst kommt in 7 Minuten!!!!!!

fussballmeister: At the autumnal equinox (Sept 22, 2008; 11:44:18 A.M. EDT), the Sun appears to...

Sep 22nd

The Blue Line Sucks

Ode to The Metro Oh how I love Each and very morning How the Metro breaks down Without any warning...

Sep 22nd

“I was playing in the beginng But the mood’s all...”
— “Lose...

Sep 22nd

“I’m not gonna bend. and i’m not gonna break and...”
— “Anna Begins”-...

Sep 22nd

National Anthem Fail

Just got back from the Nats game.  Nats lost, not a big surprise.  What was a big surprise was...

Sep 21st

Ever had a party where no one showed?

A woman from work threw the fiance and I a couple shower last night.  We tried to invite people that...

Sep 21st

Watch

Wiener dog races are always funny…but in hotdog suits?  Raises the comedic value by 10. 

Sep 20th

Large Hadron Collider down for 2 months

Sep 20th

The meshing isn't working. So I'm going...

noraleah: All this shit about “stemming the flow of blood” and “the cost to the tax payers of not...

Sep 19th

“Currently the Dow Industrial Average and my productivity at...”
— Me

Sep 19th

One word

smalltowngayblog: Answer with only one word. No explanations or elaborations. (via sabine) ...

Sep 19th

Poll: Obama tops McCain as football-watching...

Sep 19th

“Refflections in the mirror Of a man I once knew Thoughts...”
— “Save Me”- Oval...

Sep 19th

Giant Rats Visible from Space!!

Sep 18th

Amish Parents Sue Sheriff's Department For...

Sep 18th

7 Things From Pop Culture That Apparently...

Sep 18th

“If you had purchased $1,000 of Delta Air Lines stock one...”
— New Retierment Planning for...

Sep 18th

Mixed martial arts fighting its way into the...

Sep 18th

“ You can spend minutes, hours, days, weeks, even months...”
— -via shimmerandshine I needed...

Sep 18th

“I’m only pretty sure that I can’t take anymore...”
— “How’s it going to...

Sep 18th

1 Month

1 month from today and I am no longer a bachelor…hmm.  It still sounds kind of wierd.  God,...

Sep 18th

Palin Unveils 9/11 Firefighter Cousin,...

Sep 18th

Palin staff won't testify in trooper probe,...

Sep 18th

shimmerandshine: GPOYW. Don’t think just because fall and...

Sep 18th

ATF lost dozens of weapons, laptops, audit...

Sep 17th

Submittal for GPOYW…obviously not taken today but most...

Sep 17th

Sarah Palin Baby Name Generator

Sep 17th

I need a new book to read

I finished all mine.  Any suggestions?  Looking for fiction…need an escape from reality. 

Sep 17th

“And in the end On dreams we will depend Because...”
— “Dreams”- Van...

Sep 17th

alla1: nickmcglynn:anaideia: Barrio Venecia, Bogotá (via...

Sep 16th

Gmail Chat released, unharmed

All is ok with the world. 

Sep 16th

Free Gmail Chat

The evil empire has blocked my ability to communicate..although friends seem unaffected.  Was this a...

Sep 16th

edatrix: i watched A Few Good Men last night for the first...

Sep 16th

“Would you catch me if I’m falling? Would you catch me...”
— “Round Here”-...

Sep 16th

“I want to run I want to hide I want to tear down the walls...”
— “Where the Streets have...

Sep 16th

Boot Camp Started Again..

Nothing like getting up at 5 to get your ass kicked for an hour and then going back to work.  I will...

Sep 16th

It's 10:00

Time to do laundry…naturally.

Sep 16th

noraleah: The use of “live” in connection with “blogging”...

Sep 15th

“I truly believe that people like myself, who are in a...”
— Kid Rock (via libbylovesnyc) ...

Sep 15th

“You can spend minutes, hours, days, weeks, even months...”
— Tupac (via shimmerandshine) ...

Sep 15th

Aww, hell no

My wireless keyboard’s batteries are critical.  So do I: 1. Call the people who can supply...

Sep 15th

Rove: McCain went 'too far' in ads

Sep 15th

Teen drivers with ADD a problem on the road

Sep 15th

Non-Inspirational Quote of the Day

Cheaters never win…..if they get caught.  Otherwise, they win all the time.  It’s why...

Sep 15th

Monday Morning Dentist Appointment at...

WTF was I thinking?  Way to start of the week, getting scraped, poked, and prodded with that wicked...

Sep 15th

“Well open up your mind and see like me open up your plans...”
— “I’m yours”-...

Sep 15th

Memories

Earlier, was going through photos to try to find some to include in the mandatory, embarrassing,...

Sep 14th

Saturday Night Fail

So, went out to Clarendon to a fiance’s work friend going away party.  We were sort of...

Sep 14th

“Theres a burning in my pride, a nervous bleeding in my...”
— “Hate Me”-Blue...

Sep 13th

“Circus life, under the big top world We all need the...”
— “Faithfully”-Journe...

Sep 13th

Softball today...fall league

I didn’t even sign up, rather was signed up by the gym.  Oddly, stepping out onto a softball...

Sep 13th

“Down on Virginia and La Loma Where I got friends...”
— “Perfect Blue...

Sep 13th

“Ferocious Angels send me falling stars But I know just how...”
— “How could you want him...

Sep 12th

11:34

This is when I woke up today?  WTF?

Sep 12th

fussballmeister: Caption Contest!   What are these people...

Sep 12th

Watch

(via soupsoup)

Sep 12th

supernice: Where The Wild Things will be celebrating...

Sep 12th

Lemon Drop.

shimmerandshine: I can’t sleep, so I’ll write. ‘What do you want to do with your life?’ has become...

Sep 12th

“Have you learn’d lessons only of those who admired...”
— “Stronger...

Sep 12th

Female Fans Out For Season With Tom Brady's...

Sep 12th

lastfairdeal: Lebowski for the childrens One of the my...

Sep 11th

Sacramento State grad auctions her virginity

Sep 11th

The 9 Most Uneccessary Greatest Hit Albums of...

Sep 11th

“Speak to me in a language I can hear Humor me before I have...”
— “Thirty-Three”-...

Sep 11th

Watch

This would be funny if it wasn’t true.  The mark up on weddings is insane. 

Sep 10th

Welcome to my party -- now pay up!

Sep 10th

muroo: macuyiko: via mightywombat.com I often say...

Sep 10th

Man eats 23,000 Big Macs in 36 years

Sep 10th

“Should I take back Everything I’ve ever said And...”
— “Maybe you’re...

Sep 10th

“Running is a great investment. Your principal is low. Your...”
— Runners World, Quote of the...

Sep 10th

Hugs

onemoretimewithfeeling: claudia: lovepuppy: I don’t know anyone who likes to hug me, more than...

Sep 10th

Ever wonder if your doctor is laughing at...

Sep 10th

“I walk home alone with you In the mood you’re born...”
— “God of Wine”-...

Sep 10th

The World Didn't End Last Night

….that’s pretty good news.  Large Hadron Collider 0, Universe 1

Sep 10th

edatrix: we share our home with the world’s most active...

Sep 10th

Final WWI veteran seeks memorial for comrades

Sep 9th

sector19: claudia: ( Via Hadron Collider Twitter )  3:30...

Sep 9th

Slovakia's women's ice hockey pummels...

Sep 9th

I'm kind of an asshole

That is all

Sep 9th

So I'm finding out...

…more and more that a wedding is totally not about you and your fiancee.  It’s about...

Sep 9th

“Scary stories of a world fallin’ apart Sadness echoes...”
— “I Need Some...

Sep 9th

“You used to be my shining star I would’ve have done...”
— “Crystal Ball”-...

Sep 9th

Dreams

When I was sleeping, I was having a dream that I was in a kayak on a turbulent river.  There were...

Sep 9th

I hate when I wake up at 2:00 am...

…and can’t get back to sleep.  There’s an infomercial on TV about something called...

Sep 9th

BTW, the world might end Tuesday night

Sep 8th

“Of all the lies we can tell, it is the lies we tell...”
— me

Sep 8th

“Holding anger is a poison. It eats you from the inside. We...”
— “The Five People you...

Sep 8th

“Underhand and overwhelmed You spend your time thinking over...”
— “Lazy side of...

Sep 8th

“That’s the thing. Sometimes, when you sacrifice...”
— “The Five People You...

Sep 8th

Obama slips on TV: 'My Muslim faith'

Sep 7th

Watch

Signs of the Apocalypse I just saw this promo during the football game.  The show is called...

Sep 7th

The 10 Commandments of Public Transportation

Sep 7th

Notre Dame still sucks

as, apparently do the Cleveland Browns.  I have nothing to look forward to this football season. ...

Sep 7th

cakeface: via media.tumblr.com

Sep 7th

“I guess its time I run Far, far away Find comfort in the...”
— “Tears and Rain”-...

Sep 7th

Got home at 3:00 am and tried to sleep.  It kept eluding me.  At six, I figured I was sober enough...

Sep 7th

“The only time we waste is time spent thinking we are alone”
— “The Five People You...

Sep 6th

“If the pens, paper clips and the computer screen are your...”
— My work...

Sep 5th

I'm in a weird mood today. I don't like...

kiamatthews: jss: kiamatthews: I feel a bout of self-pity coming on. Do. Not. Want. It’s...

Sep 5th

shimmerandshine: FRIDAY NIGHT LESSON: I am going out...

Sep 5th

Fail

I didn’t get my lazy ass out of bed to run today- 1st fail I got to work late and walked in...

Sep 5th

Non-Inspirational Thought of the Day

Don’t look a gift horse in the mouth, because it will probably bite your freaking nose off. ...

Sep 5th

“I don’t quite know How to say How I feel Those...”
— “Chasing Cars”-...

Sep 5th

imlendc: cwags: imlendc: cwags: sector19: I found...

Sep 4th

imlendc: cwags: sector19: I found this prominently...

Sep 4th

sector19: I found this prominently displayed at the Borders...

Sep 4th

New Lions Running Back accuses Bell of Theft

Sep 4th

“It could be worse. You could be like me.”
— Mary My friend who is...

Sep 4th

fussballmeister: Cory had a biodegradable knife and he was...

Sep 4th

onemoretimewithfeeling: fusioned: MTV: PIMP MY TARD FEAT....

Sep 4th

#75 Threatening to move to Canada

Sep 4th

Sexist Medicine

shimmerandshine: I had an appointment with my dermatologist and he prescribed me some medicine to...

Sep 4th

Ode to The Metro

Oh how I love Each and very morning How the Metro breaks down Without any warning Sick passenger at...

Sep 4th

“In the night, I could be helpless I could be lonely,...”
— “When you’re...

Sep 4th

Non-Inspirational Thought of the Day

Genius is 1% inspiration and 99% perspiration.  This makes genius smell pretty damn bad and is the...

Sep 4th

Just a Thought

If McCain is Maverick does that make Palin Goose?   There can’t be two Maverick’s...

Sep 4th

GPOYW >> No Whine Wednesday

It’s like a wave…one person can’t initiate it alone.  No momentum…it could...

Sep 3rd

2:30 to 5:00

fussballmeister: cwags: edatrix: back-to-back meetings. same room. kill me. This has been...

Sep 3rd

2:30 to 5:00

edatrix: back-to-back meetings. same room. kill me.  This has been deemed a whine in violation...

Sep 3rd

Non-Inspirational Thought of the Day

Slow and steady wins the race….the race to come in last place. 

Sep 3rd

This is not a whine

…but…why is it that EVERY copier I have ever used in my 30 years on earth has had the...

Sep 3rd

edatrix: my favorite artist, Matisse, towards the end.  Ahh...

Sep 3rd

According to my desk Calendar..

its still Augst 28th. oh, and the Italian phrase is “Avete un cocktail analcholico” Do...

Sep 3rd

“I need to think ‘Cause now I’ve got everyone...”
— “One and Only” -...

Sep 3rd

“Now I’ve begun Losing my mind For taking it all to...”
— “Maybe You’re...

Sep 3rd

Umm..

Drinking a whole bottle of Chardonnay after work after having two power bars all day may not have...

Sep 2nd

(via plannine) Oh, you want to “sample” fizzy...

Sep 2nd

(via lavenderlines) I’m 30 and I still love...

Sep 2nd

missbrightside: lunch. yum.  Umm..so when  can I stop by...

Sep 2nd

Theme for today

I can’t win. 

Sep 2nd

Bristol Palin, you have rights!

smalltowngayblog: Amidst all the gossip and controversy surrounding Sarah Palin’s nomination,...

Sep 2nd

Cringeworthy

onemoretimewithfeeling: noodlesandblowjobs: onemoretimewithfeeling: She doesn’t follow me, and I...

Sep 2nd

Good Run

Went out his morning and did four miles…it was one of those mornings where everything...

Sep 2nd

Non-Inspirational Thought of the Day

Don’t count your chickens before they are hatched…unless you are fixing to make an...

Sep 2nd

“I said don’t worry About a thing ‘Cause every...”
— “Three Little...

Sep 2nd

Watch

I missed this on Sarah Palin’s resume…she was a sportscaster? Please ignore the tacky...

Sep 2nd

It's hard to find......

…a song that completely captures a 5 year relationship.  

Sep 2nd

“And the more i know, the less i understand All the things i...”
— “The Heart of the...

Sep 2nd

Wedding Invites...

..assembled and ready to be mailed.  I licked 90% of the 250 we have.  I hope I don’t go the...

Sep 2nd

The 5 Scientific Experiments Most Likely to...

Sep 2nd

Diddy: Lower oil prices so I can fly on...

Sep 1st

randyhaddock: As MP said, “overlapping pregnancies are a physical impossibility” so this pretty...

Sep 1st

Non-Inspirational Thought of the Day

Every cloud has a silver lining.  Unfortunately, too much colloidal silver will turn your skin blue...

Sep 1st

I am a Beer Pong God

I’m just putting it out there, but the fiancee and I held court for about 2 hours.

Sep 1st

ardenashley: djgroovyslug: ardenashley: That was a LOT of wines. I had to stop tasting so as...

Sep 1st