Random Musings

I wish I could go back to college

From Avenue Q.  I can’t count how many times I had this discussion. KATE MONSTER: I wish I...

Mar 4th

This economy stuff is scary

Friend of mine from college’s husband got laid off today.  They just bought a house.  My...

Mar 4th

It's Tuesday

I had four margaritas and now I’m drinking a beer. What? So I’m a drunk…whatever

Mar 4th

This Friday is cause for celebration

fussballmeister: Friday’s date is 03-06-09! Just another reason to celebrate by downing liquid...

Mar 3rd

“I see the world. Feel the chill. Which way to go?”
— “Release”- Pearl...

Mar 3rd

awesome-everyday: ragetoons: (via j-bonz) <3

Mar 3rd

I forgot how much I love Futurama

Fry: Amy, you know how at first you like chocolate, but then you get tired of it because it always wants to hang out with you?
Amy Wong: Huh? You don't like chocolate?
Fry: Look, could chocolate please let me finish?

Mar 3rd

Man Stuffs Kitty Into Bong To Calm It, Police...

Mar 3rd

Thawing

Someone took both sets of car keys to work today.  Someone, upon arriving at the gym, was told by...

Mar 3rd

“Don’t the hours grow shorter as the days go by You...”
— “Lovers in A Dangerous...

Mar 2nd

I'm never alone...

jaimeleighfairbrother: cwags: jaimeleighfairbrother: walpaper: I’m alone all the time -...

Mar 2nd

I'm never alone...

jaimeleighfairbrother: walpaper: I’m alone all the time - Glycerine Is this part of a worst...

Mar 2nd

I think I just saw Tumbleweed...

…roll past the cubes.  There are three people in my cube bay which normally houses about 60. 

Mar 2nd

Please oh please oh please……via

Mar 2nd

Six Years

My wife, Amy and I started dating  years ago today.  We got married last October.   I’ve been...

Mar 1st

It’s coming…. via

Mar 1st

kari-shma: We’re all alone by *Sandy515

Mar 1st

natmelfrankmoby: mayonegg: I have been looking for a new...

Mar 1st

I’m officially going to be here in June.  Booked...

Feb 28th

Topless coffee shop a hit in small Maine town

Feb 28th

Disabled kids show host draws criticism,...

Feb 28th

Octopus pulls plug, floods aquarium

Feb 27th

natface: kapi: Muhahahahaha dammit

Feb 27th

Young 'Slumdog' stars back in Mumbai slums

Feb 27th

My two cents on internet snark

Since its been such the issue of late and I’m kind of drunk, I’ll give my worthless...

Feb 27th

rillawafers: savefork8t: (via nviiz)

Feb 26th

Sick

I stayed home from work today with an illness. I feel crappy, am bored and lonely.   I suck at...

Feb 25th

onemoretimewithfeeling: michaelikesit: This shit drives me...

Feb 25th

legallyheidi: By mutual agreement, Steven Page will be...

Feb 25th

Million Women Study Shows Even Moderate...

Feb 25th

ariah: Everything Will Be Okay

Feb 25th

natface: (via danhacker) I feel like the orange one is...

Feb 25th

Unintentionally Hilarious Facebook Ad

Ad for a singles network next to my profile picture: Cory, take a look at yourself, don’t...

Feb 25th

Watch

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Feb 25th

Today was National Pancake Day

How was I not aware of this until now?  IHOP was giving away free shortstacks.

Feb 25th

Megan Fox and Brian Austin Green Call Off...

Feb 25th

WTF?

There is a new show on now called “Homeland Security, USA”. Yeah, its like Cops except...

Feb 25th

Why is it?

Why is it when you are sick around about 6 o’clock you begin to feel extra bad....

Feb 25th

Currently consuming…. I am sick so it is ok

Feb 25th

adeandabet: mizzlerocks: black-and-white: (via...

Feb 24th

“What matters in life is not what happens to you but what you...”
— Gabriel García Márquez (via...

Feb 24th

kari-shma: Facing the Storm - by ToniVC

Feb 24th

alla1: couldn’t be closer to the truth… ...

Feb 23rd

Japanese woman impregnated with wrong egg

Feb 23rd

today.

shimmerandshine: …is a ‘glass half-empty’ kind of day.  The glass is always full….maybe not...

Feb 23rd

robot-heart: butseriously:craytonc: i’d like to spend...

Feb 23rd

British couple rescued after 40 days adrift...

Feb 23rd

ariah: super dog via:  Automatic Pug Reblog.  Kind of...

Feb 23rd

“What you need to do is be thankful for the life that you...”
— “Live your Life”-...

Feb 23rd

“You yourself, as much as anybody in the entire universe,...”
— Buddha (via kari-shma)

Feb 23rd

I was just elected IACURH AD-NRHH!!

alla1: for the 2009-2010 school year so excited! I think I speak for everyone when I say...

Feb 22nd

antikris: shorterexcerpts: Horror: Boy Killed Anally...

Feb 20th

kari-shma: brokenmachine:umbrellaboat:(via thebackdoor)

Feb 20th

“To be kind to all, to like many and love a few, to be needed...”
— Mary Stuart (via quote-book)...

Feb 20th

Swedish car maker bankrupt

Feb 20th

Men see bikini-clad women as objects,...

Feb 20th

Actor with 'Wrestler' drug role accused of...

Feb 20th

Girl Scouts robbed as they sell cookies...

Feb 20th

“You can’t go through life thinking everyone you meet will...”
— Angels in the Outfield (via...

Feb 20th

“You drag it around like a ball and chain You wallow in the...”
— “Get Over It”- The...

Feb 20th

“If someone isn’t what others want them to be, the others...”
— The Alchemist (via...

Feb 19th

“We build too many walls and not enough bridges.”
— Isaac Newton (via...

Feb 19th

kari-shma: black-and-white: (via mattkerri)

Feb 19th

Snuggie Pub Crawl

Feb 18th

too much soy makes Jack a gay boy

Feb 17th

Surgeons send 'tweets' from operating room

Feb 17th

“It was a beautiful day Don’t let it get away It was...”
— “Beautiful Day”-...

Feb 17th

edatrix: once harvested, maybe i’ll make this Lemon Ginger...

Feb 17th

edatrix: ariah:

Feb 17th

antikris: And it looks like many agree with me on this...

Feb 17th

missbrightside: ...

Feb 17th

Nobody Knows The Trouble I've Seen

ardenashley: nobody knows but Jesus. Nobody knows the trouble I’ve seen*. *I’m a bass… My hair,...

Feb 16th

On Valentine's Day...

A lot of people bash this holiday because they don’t have a boyfriend, girlfriend or spouse....

Feb 14th

Of life.

thresca: People will love you and people will hate you.  They will pretend to understand you and...

Feb 13th

imlendc: So i just saw a black man dressed as the statue of liberty walking down the street smoking...

Feb 12th

UPDATE: Woman Killed by Collapsing Gym while...

Feb 12th

“If ever you are feeling like you’re tired And all...”
— “Just Wait”- Blues...

Feb 12th

Sometimes, I have so many emotions welling up inside that I think I’m going to explode

Feb 12th

“we get along so we shouldn’t argue and I don’t...”
— “Argue”- Matchbox...

Feb 12th

adeandabet: thedvsangel: skylor: HAhahAHAhH!!! ...

Feb 11th

antikris: soupsoup:thedailywhat: [via.] Awesome.  Just...

Feb 11th

antikris: Mickey Rourke and Courtney Love apparently...

Feb 11th

Orange Juice Lesson I Have Yet to Learn

pterodactyls: Do not drink it immediately after brushing your teeth.  Yeah, that’s an awful...

Feb 11th

butterflyeffects: mabelmoments: Sam the Koala (the very...

Feb 11th

“Running over the same old ground. What have you found? The...”
— “Wish you were...

Feb 11th

alla1: lovepuppychetgulland:mikehudack:aja:The Singles...

Feb 11th

Bad economy forcing immigrants to reconsider...

Feb 10th

Military recruitment surges as jobs disappear

Feb 10th

kiamatthews: The order has been placed. Bliss to ensue...

Feb 10th

Surprising stories behind 20 Muppet...

Feb 10th

“Maybe that’s why you’re fat.”
— Coworker’s remarks after some...

Feb 10th

“I seem to recognize your face. Haunting familiar, yet I...”
— “Elderly Woman Behind...

Feb 10th

efff.

edatrix: walked the mile to this morning metro before i realized i didn’t have my smartrip card....

Feb 10th

kari-shma: catskills: freckledawesome: mayonegg: srsly:...

Feb 10th

eep, how do I recork something

natface: The original cork of the Lambic is stuck on the cork puller-outer and I don’t know how to...

Feb 10th

jgh: I must have this adorable, adorable precious dog. Via...

Feb 9th

Do you know the #1 song the day you were...

adeandabet: crazyfor-you: lovehopehate: jeezits: couturemealright: janieblue84: Go to...

Feb 9th

“It’s not that I’m lazy. It’s that I just don’t care. It’s a...”
— Office Space (via...

Feb 9th

rillawafers: A-Fraud I personally like A-Roid

Feb 9th

robot-heart: Pink of Perfection: Battling the Winter...

Feb 9th

natface: cwags: natface: All right, comic book fans:...

Feb 9th

natface: All right, comic book fans: Cyclops or Wolverine?...

Feb 9th

butterflyeffects: ...

Feb 9th

This Morning....

1.  I woke up 30 minutes late because I left my phone/alarm clock on vibrate.  2.  I have a stomach...

Feb 9th

“The more I see the less I know The more I like to let it...”
— “Snow (Hey Oh)”-...

Feb 9th

edatrix: testing this tumblr/twitter thing. It works

Feb 6th

Smile Friday

Feb 6th

mynameisblair: chartier: The Mall after Obama’s...

Feb 5th

Ouch…mine doesn’t even register “Site...

Feb 4th

Slumdog Millionaire

natface: Here’s my biggest problem with showing us the grit then giving us the glitz: how did...

Feb 4th

Do Not Resuscitate

jgh: I just received a call from the hospital that my father’s health is rapidly, rapidly failing....

Feb 4th

“Elevator men always get it up”
— Sticker seen on a tool box...

Feb 4th

“Both Rowling and Meyer, they’re speaking directly to young...”
— Stephen King I cannot stop...

Feb 4th

Thousands Of MySpace Sex Offender Refugees...

Feb 3rd

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Feb 3rd

Anyone know if the Bolt Bus (NYC to DC)...

noraleah: Their website has been down for 24 hrs+.  I was planning to be riding one this evening! ...

Feb 3rd

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Feb 3rd

Skydiver lands with dying instructor at his...

Feb 3rd

“Laugh and the world laughs with you. Weep and you weep...”
— old adage

Feb 3rd

“Has our conscience shown? Has the sweet breeze blown? Has...”
— “The World I...

Feb 3rd

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Feb 3rd

Melancholy

Defined in Webster’s as “depression of spirits” For further examples see: me

Feb 3rd

kari-shma: (candy shop by .rivera.) Umm…sour gummy...

Feb 3rd

natface: Currently watching: Ladri di Biciclette. Strictly...

Feb 2nd

onemoretimewithfeeling: theshalom: To borrow from the...

Feb 2nd

natface: The title of this Blockbuster display was Award...

Feb 2nd

kari-shma: A man runs through fire during the Tough Guy...

Feb 2nd

drex: notthatkindagay: absurdlakefront: ...

Feb 2nd

“The human mind is capable of asking questions that it cannot...”
— Emmanuel Kant (via...

Feb 2nd

adeandabet: vforvelociraptor: tiffanyblews: ...

Feb 2nd

'Raptors Ahead' Sign Gets Stares, Chuckles

Feb 2nd

Filed under: things I'm tired of...

robot-heart: Weight. Body image. She’s too fat. She’s too skinny. Beautiful women look like...

Feb 2nd

The Monday after Superbowl Sunday

robot-heart: notthatkindagay:poortaste: You can tell that 100 something million people got drunk...

Feb 2nd

rillawafers: soupsoup: rockuboff

Feb 2nd

Watch

ardenashley: cwags: kiamatthews: The Superbowl Commericals sucked taint. A few amusing spots...

Feb 2nd

“End up like a dog that’s been beat too much till you...”
— “Born in the USA”-...

Feb 2nd

Tired

We hosted a small gathering for the Super Bowl last night.  Game ended, people stuck around, which I...

Feb 2nd

kari-shma: thresca: thoughtsonasunday: pieceofmymind:...

Feb 2nd

“Do not look where you fell, but where you slipped.”
— proverb (via kari-shma)

Feb 2nd

Watch

kiamatthews: The Superbowl Commericals sucked taint. A few amusing spots here and there, but none...

Feb 2nd